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Then she said to those around her, \u201cBoy, is she going to get in big trouble!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, \u201cAnybody?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, \u201cThe body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mrs. Parks said, \u201cVery good, Billy,\u201d then turned to Mary and continued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAs for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn\u2019t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201d No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! 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